It's My Right to Hold This Turd

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What is that at 0:20

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Christopher 0205
Christopher 0205

College humor Ad on college humor

2 วันที่ผ่านมา
yuyuyashasrain
yuyuyashasrain

2:20 reika can’t stop laughing lol

2 วันที่ผ่านมา
Turtel Teller
Turtel Teller

I hate this this gives me such anxiety

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
_Matthenheizer _
_Matthenheizer _

2:13 + 3:17 TOP 10 ANIME DEATHS

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
Augusto Severini
Augusto Severini

So this sketch is equating holding right wing opinions to literally holding a turd.

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
Quingo
Quingo

+Augusto Severini So? The right is kind of infamous for using said bad argument tactics but that doesn't mean the left doesn't do it too.

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Augusto Severini
Augusto Severini

+Quingo But he says left this and that a couple times.

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Quingo
Quingo

No, it's making fun of disingenuous argument tactics.

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Simon
Simon

I want everyone to hold two turds. You don't want anyone to hold any turds. That's fair, we don't have to think alike. I accept that we have to compromise. Everyone should therefore hold one turd. If you don't accept this compromise then you are everything wrong with politics today. It means that you refuse to negotiate with the other side or even consider other perspectives. That is corrupt and morally wrong. Typical leftist libtards.

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
Gary oak
Gary oak

This made me vomit

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
camouflage ninja
camouflage ninja

0:20 pause there my illuminati brethren

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
NPC
NPC

🎵your political commentary is pretty fucking bad🎵 🎵but it makes people in the internet glad🎵 🎵this form of commentary is only a fad🎵 🎵so next time you do this don’t be so sad🎵

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
Gaming stuff
Gaming stuff

3:17

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jarrett R.K.
Jarrett R.K.

Screaming isn't dehumanising; Brennan moved straight past harassment lane and into assault boulevard; and he's completely ignored that humans evolved a fear of doodoo because predators use it to track prey -- irrationality is to be expected.

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
Hey There
Hey There

” I don't like your metaphors! ” -Grant

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
Max Machina
Max Machina

Great sketch, but they took a lot of it from the WKUK Poop Meeting sketch.

7 วันที่ผ่านมา
Louis Consoli
Louis Consoli

This reminds me a lot of The Whitest Kids You know sketch

8 วันที่ผ่านมา
Shack Attack
Shack Attack

2:13 3:17

8 วันที่ผ่านมา
Justin Schreiber
Justin Schreiber

They use every strawman argument against the right in all of their unfunny videos

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
BatmanChick015
BatmanChick015

Despite the turd in his hand, Brennan is a great and funny actor, and very attractive, haha.

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
CarnivorousArse
CarnivorousArse

This is my favorite video CH has ever made.

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jonathan Bishop
Jonathan Bishop

And then Bill Nye will go on tv to say that turds are filled with harmful bacteria that will make you ill, followed by a Fox News commentator attacking his authority on turd related matters.

11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Lord Awsomeness
Lord Awsomeness

No it really isn't

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
NicBob
NicBob

He’s ripping off Trump voters and MAGA hats 😂😂

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
Ezequiel Di Stefano
Ezequiel Di Stefano

I can totally see this video as something that represents both sides of politics. People from both sides bring turds and the rest of us are supposed to accept them. I think I'll be using this metaphor next time someone comes saying that furies is a gender, or that 6 years old kids should be allowed to change their sexes, or that the wall will stop criminals. All of those are turds.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Leothelion
Leothelion

I think the main metaphorical error in this sketch is that to the people on the other side its a turd but to Brennan the ”turd” is a beautiful flower. And because of this the real argument Brennan would be making here is not why its ok to hold the turd but why its not a turd but instead, the fore mentioned ”beautiful flower”

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Empus
Empus

Whitest kids u know did it first

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
jonggi siagian
jonggi siagian

Gun debate ?

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Robert Corin Howard
Robert Corin Howard

Karl Popper loved this skit.

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Gary P.
Gary P.

For the people who got triggered in the comments, this video isn't about rationalizing close mindedness or violence without regarding an opposing opinion. It's about how these debate tactics can be used to defend literally any idea ever (in this case literal shit) and how they shouldn't be accepted as real arguments. When arguing you have to actually present a factual base and logical conclusions, not just virtue signal your rationality and complain about the people against you being aggressive.

17 วันที่ผ่านมา
Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

It's true it's his right

17 วันที่ผ่านมา
Georgie Tisdale Steding
Georgie Tisdale Steding

Like wkuk but Timmy went to liberal arts college and has TWO turds

17 วันที่ผ่านมา
Destiny Fucker
Destiny Fucker

This is it I must learn as well

18 วันที่ผ่านมา
Gerhana Zeta
Gerhana Zeta

Just realized that turd is a strongest melee weapon

18 วันที่ผ่านมา
David Cosloff
David Cosloff

2:59 hilarious.

18 วันที่ผ่านมา
Daxdleader
Daxdleader

this was important. I'm glad I watched this

19 วันที่ผ่านมา
Tyler Loeffler
Tyler Loeffler

Whitest kid you know rip off?

21 วันที่ผ่านมา
TheJuicyKiwi
TheJuicyKiwi

3:06 I relate to grant so much

21 วันที่ผ่านมา
Karol Chojnacki
Karol Chojnacki

That was one shitty sketch Jk, that was funny

22 วันที่ผ่านมา
Cretin Kicker
Cretin Kicker

Stole this from Whitest Kids You Know, but ok

23 วันที่ผ่านมา
Lisa Kolb
Lisa Kolb

too gross

24 วันที่ผ่านมา
Tavia Millward
Tavia Millward

I knowingly clicked on this video while eating my lunch. I stayed strong right through even when the turd went in Raph's mouth. I was strong!

24 วันที่ผ่านมา
AZATHOTH
AZATHOTH

This is an amazing parable for today's political climate and I think it's beautiful

25 วันที่ผ่านมา
Darius Johnson
Darius Johnson

I feel like ally did this already

26 วันที่ผ่านมา
Chrystinamarie Wellington
Chrystinamarie Wellington

So Brennan is Trump, Raphael is a Trump MAGA supporter

26 วันที่ผ่านมา
GamingTalk2099
GamingTalk2099

The left are anything but tolerant lol

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
MISTA
MISTA

You're holding a turd! I will not be tolerant of you shitholders!

16 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jino Espera Burgos
Jino Espera Burgos

Who's turd was it?

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Craig Diaz
Craig Diaz

This sort of makes fun of both sides... well played...

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Rhombicosidodecahedron
Rhombicosidodecahedron

I DON'T LIKE YOUR METAPHORS!!!!!!!!!! grant you are a god

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
irfandi djailani
irfandi djailani

The use of double standard is irrelevant when we are using absolute standard of God.

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Synthesis 272
Synthesis 272

Actually I thinks its a health risk to people and the public if you walk around holding a turd

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Hunter Winslow
Hunter Winslow

Brennan needs to be on SNL

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
NerdyGeeky
NerdyGeeky

I decided to watch this video when I had my dinner and that was a mistake

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Masum Hasan
Masum Hasan

I didn't laugh this hard in a really really long time. :v :v

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Teresa Erickson
Teresa Erickson

I'm super right and this was fucking hilarious to watch. You could tone it back a little bit, I think the subtleness makes it that much funnier.

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Gabriel Clark
Gabriel Clark

Typically I'd at the very least humor him but... isn't that unhygienic?

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
Ian Stoneking
Ian Stoneking

classic leftism

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Montpelier Montgomery
Montpelier Montgomery

Get it? Because people I disagree with are just insane, and the things they stand for are as arbitrary as holding a turd. The irony is painful.

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OtakuGhost Gaming
OtakuGhost Gaming

When the turd was smeared on Trap, it was the most accurate reaction ever

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Lucestrasz
Lucestrasz

Honestly, you should feel shame. A pipe wrench has a lot of mass, and would carry some of the momentum into the skull causing it to move, yet it never does. Take more care in aiming next time, so you don't keep missing!

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daniel chung
daniel chung

They are holding a laptop which is equavalient to a turd

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daniel chung
daniel chung

It’s always between a dousche and a turd

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Liam Heppleston
Liam Heppleston

I realy cant tell who they're sideing with here, now that is how you do political satire.

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seapeajones
seapeajones

OMG that squishy sound.

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TheReck
TheReck

the guy holding the turd reminds me of shapiro

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Felix Gutierrez
Felix Gutierrez

I mean true but forceing your specific ideas into others doesn't make you any better you can make it so that they don't judge you but don't be too offended if they move from you or don't agree what with you say or do :/

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Chromosome Police
Chromosome Police

I dont like your metaphors \

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Max Picatti
Max Picatti

Uhhh... 21 seconds in......... what in the world was that...? I went back and paused it, it’s a pop-up ad that reads “dropoutdoesnotexist.com” then says code WTF... is that a reference to that little educational cartoon with the caterpillar... for which I just watched a commercial... is that a subtle advertisement....? Was that even deliberate?!? Was that an accident?!?!? I need answers man, but I’m not going to that freaking website like a pleb, I just wanna know what in the world that was, I feel like if you go to that site it’ll be an advertisement for that cartoon called “super messed up” or whatever, the ads for that keep playing on YouTube today

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Kristijan Madhukar
Kristijan Madhukar

Watching the video and reading the comments. I got this. Its necessary to be open minded and to try to consider ideas that may differ from your own. If we just accept what we believe in as fact we will never grow. We have to consider controversial or different opinions. And allow them to be spoken without judgement But if we have carefully considered it. and we know that the new idea is indeed wrong, we must reject it. And if it right we must accept it. And in this case Brennan is wrong holding a turd does not only go against cultural conventions it is also unsanitary and does a lot more good than bad. It is fine to present the idea that holding a turd in public is okay. But accepting it even if you know it’s not true. Is not okay.

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Krystal Star
Krystal Star

wait, I think I know the prop they used. Peanut butter twinkie

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Matongo Mulindi
Matongo Mulindi

Anyone notice the ad at 0:19

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Edgar Ayala
Edgar Ayala

I hate the turd sound lmao

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ViperStudiosAndy
ViperStudiosAndy

3:16 that was just nasty lol

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Lolcatz52
Lolcatz52

Brennan is me effectively

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Zeronin 008
Zeronin 008

Ok, that's enough

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Macaii
Macaii

Wouldn't this be more accurate if they accused him of holding a turd, except in reality he was holding a rectangular brownie? Since that's what the left is actually doing now, calling people who want border control "Nazis"

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Lord Lu Bu
Lord Lu Bu

Not at all because no one is against border control that's a strawman. The left wants a well regulated border with a clear path to citizenship and proper means of accepting asylum seekers. The right wants the fucking army on the border to shoot every brown person on sight and close down the border, that isn't border control that is facism.

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Kyle Thayer
Kyle Thayer

Gavin McInnes?

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Marley
Marley

I'm a big fan of Adam and Trapp's ginger love baby.

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DancingCheese
DancingCheese

A genuinely disturbing metaphor for a genuinely important problem.

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Illusion
Illusion

we all agree that holding turds is objectively bad, and they were right to ostracize him for doing something objectively wrong

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CiTVFan2000 X
CiTVFan2000 X

Like how you break the fourth wall at the end!

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Dr. House
Dr. House

Their mics aren’t designed for screaming lol.

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Lolatyou332
Lolatyou332

Why do comedians have to push their agendas through strawman satires? This could of been about both sides but they clearly wanted to target it on the “right” by saying “tolerant left”. I’m in the middle but this kind of stuff just makes me less trusting of the left because this is just propaganda.

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clydefrosch
clydefrosch

I agree, the turd holders need to die.

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Vavaro
Vavaro

I like how people think this is about one side or another on the political spectrum. No. It's both and neither. Because there's people with turds no matter what side you're on, doesn't matter if it's far left, left, right or far right.

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Smeata
Smeata

Funny sketch but it's a false equivalency

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Anmol Thakur
Anmol Thakur

3:17 i have puke on my phone, LITERALLY

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Elk Ronnie
Elk Ronnie

Idk how, but I fell out of my chair, and my hat flew across the room watching this.

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Incarnant
Incarnant

..... really?

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David Perez
David Perez

Can someone explain to me what this represents? I’m stupid

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P D
P D

No one gave a good argument as to WHY Brennan should not hold the turd.

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MISTA
MISTA

Hey man, I have no problem with you turd holders. But do you have to shove it in my face?

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P D
P D

+Lord Lu Bu I see no factual evidence.

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Lord Lu Bu
Lord Lu Bu

+P D I think the smell might turn a lot of people off lol

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P D
P D

+Lord Lu Bu I feel as though it causes no harm to anyone except potentially Brennan himself...

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Lord Lu Bu
Lord Lu Bu

it's unsanitary and causes more harm then good, which is common sense. It shouldn't have to be explained why it's a bad idea. Which I guess is a meta reason why it wasn't explained

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Colton Nelson
Colton Nelson

Great ragging on centrists

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Fluffy Fluff
Fluffy Fluff

The difference between arguing and using a whole lot of BS to avoid the argument Him holding a turd (before smearing) is not only causing a workplace disturbance due to the smell, but also putting the people around him in danger of getting sick, and is therefor NOT a harmless opinion/stance being drowned out by society's standards, but one that is actively hurting other people (which is only amplified when he starts forcing people to touch it and put it in their mouth) Man I REALLY gotta stop taking these sketches seriously

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Edwin Frerichs
Edwin Frerichs

I just finished watching the Kink episode and lo and behold the first thing I see is a broken laptop.

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Bake Mono
Bake Mono

Is it possible to like and dislike a video 🙃🤢💩

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Carlos Urquiza
Carlos Urquiza

put it in the toilet

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n1ko
n1ko

When they showed him holding a turd I was done. I can’t stop laughing from then on.

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idontlikeyouyo
idontlikeyouyo

So the left sees freedom of speech as a turd? Very interesting.

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Alex B
Alex B

YES EXACTLY THAT! God I hate free speech so much how'd u know? /sarcasm

26 วันที่ผ่านมา
Lord Lu Bu
Lord Lu Bu

So the right sees their arguments as a turd? Very interesting

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Staplers Break
Staplers Break

I'm calling situational irony on you boi

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Lolatyou332
Lolatyou332

idontlikeyouyo this comment is about as fallacious as this video is. Well done.

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Neo Novus
Neo Novus

Why am I thinking Ben Shapiro

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Joseph Ward
Joseph Ward

Or maybe ignore the people who are holding turds? And for everyone who says, "both sides aren't holding turds" usually do not bother to actually prove it.

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Fabrizio Illuminati
Fabrizio Illuminati

"Oh yeah just keep telling me not to hold this turd! You know what, now I'm gonna hold TWO turds, just because it makes you so angry!"

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Bill McIntyre
Bill McIntyre

This is so gross

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Zak Sharman
Zak Sharman

Oh dear I know people like this. I dislike these people very much.

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