It's My Right to Hold This Turd

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    CAST
    Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Mike Trapp
    Raphael Chestang
    Grant O'Brien
    Rekha Shankar
    Katie Marovitch
    CREW
    Director - Greg Stees
    Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Producer - Francesca McLafferty
    Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
    Director of Photography - Skyler Rousselet
    Production Designer - Chloe Badner
    HMU - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Anthony Kozlowski
    Editor - Mike McAlister

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rigor m
rigor m

I mean, he doesnt have to explain why he's holding a turd, but CH has to make the skit in such a way as to justify how this is a coherent metaphor. He's been holding that turd (gun rights, capitalism, any conservative idea) ever since the country was founded, and nobody complained. So how is the comparison relevant?

10 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
Duke Jackson
Duke Jackson

"What's he doing? What's he doing with his words?" Hahaha

12 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
scholar life
scholar life

That’s a very solid turd

17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
The Noremac
The Noremac

I legit almost puked when he stuck it in his mouth...

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Devan Wetenkamp
Devan Wetenkamp

I am reminded of WKUK

2 วันที่ผ่านมา
wolfbloodwarrior elite gamer
wolfbloodwarrior elite gamer

I don’t know what to say about this except that I almost puked a few times watching it

2 วันที่ผ่านมา
jennifer kyle
jennifer kyle

Lookin good brennan❤️

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
RayFlyer
RayFlyer

As a great turd once said, "very fine people on both sides."

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
RamDragon's Art Studio
RamDragon's Art Studio

I almost threw up. Not because of the turds. Because turd-holder reminded me so much of 44.

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
stardrei
stardrei

basically jordan peterson

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
Toanoopie
Toanoopie

2:22 Trapp's laptop should have hade a case...

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
MrMiloTree
MrMiloTree

I love how he wipes shit on Raphael which would surely violate at least something🤣🤣🤣 I fucking love this!!!

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
Dan -Horsenwelles- Williams
Dan -Horsenwelles- Williams

replace the word "turd" with "child porn" makes you think

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
John Bixby Bixbyking500
John Bixby Bixbyking500

Ben shapiro

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
Pro Wolf
Pro Wolf

When I was at my cousins house, i went to the bathroom and saw my cousin holding his turd, just staring at it... after that, I lost it and never talked to him again

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
Richard Williams
Richard Williams

Lol socrates

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
Not my real name
Not my real name

This is by far the best sketch ever. This is such a confusing time right now and i really feel like this sketch shows perfectly how messed up the time that we live now really is. 10/10 best sketch of 2018. Thank you college humor

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
Xander Briggs
Xander Briggs

I bet you the turf prop is a brownie

7 วันที่ผ่านมา
Oren Cohen
Oren Cohen

So, I'm not an american and I'm curious how this video represents the american political map. Anyone care to elaborate?

7 วันที่ผ่านมา
aaroney132
aaroney132

Katie shouldn’t be opposed to Brennan holding a turd 💩

9 วันที่ผ่านมา
Theodore Rashid
Theodore Rashid

Brennan can be the lowest form of a human being and I still would probably attempt to jump his bones. Just once. Just a little bit.

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Isaac Combs
Isaac Combs

I have to say I love this video and I think it was extremely funny, however the turd is obviously supposed to be right-wing views and I think when you look at it in that light it’s a very dangerous idea to suggest that if something seems awful to you, there is no need for civil discourse.

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Horny Fruit Flies
Horny Fruit Flies

It represents only undesirable and toxic right-wing views, which, to be fair, most of them are, but still.

9 วันที่ผ่านมา
TtR /\nJaRa
TtR /\nJaRa

Anyone else hear it squelching? It's so grosssss.

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Dizy Deus
Dizy Deus

wow, what a shit show

11 วันที่ผ่านมา
TtR /\nJaRa
TtR /\nJaRa

**Budum-tssss** Puns are cool.

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

He’s not wrong

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
rowtow13
rowtow13

I'm going to mentally replace the corpse at the end with all of the conservatives in these comments who are somehow able to delude themselves into believing this is about both sides or liberals.

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
April Merriweather
April Merriweather

I love the message this sends

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
America USA
America USA

what does this represent ?

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Horny Fruit Flies
Horny Fruit Flies

Undesirable and toxic right-wing views, like a racial ethnostate.

9 วันที่ผ่านมา
William Durishin
William Durishin

0:20 what is this

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Teddy Park
Teddy Park

whoever has been writing these recent sketches with this newer turd holding actor needs a raise thank you for bringing back college humor quality. this one and the football sketch have been the first to make me actually laugh out loud in a while.

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Carmen Mencar
Carmen Mencar

Good riddance.

16 วันที่ผ่านมา
Danny 9876
Danny 9876

Conservative vs Liberal

16 วันที่ผ่านมา
Walter Cook
Walter Cook

These are so great!

16 วันที่ผ่านมา
Olivia Hinson
Olivia Hinson

Smells like someone took a dump in here... *looks at katie*

17 วันที่ผ่านมา
Tyler Case
Tyler Case

Right wingers in a nutshell

17 วันที่ผ่านมา
miss blocker
miss blocker

Bruauauuuaaaa

18 วันที่ผ่านมา
Lava 321
Lava 321

I feel like your saying that right wing politics are bad which is offensive and that left wingers are nazis which I kinda get since the left wants socialism which nazi stands for national socialist party the left isn't killing innocent people yet so they are not nazi's and you are making fun of my political faction as a conservative and your party as well which is what I think is your political faction is since this channel does often show a bias leaning liberal

18 วันที่ผ่านมา
Paul Brennan
Paul Brennan

I wouldn't click on this video if I didn't see Brennan in the thumbnail . . . but . . .Brennan is so darn good.

18 วันที่ผ่านมา
Bige
Bige

The main takeaway I found from this is that everyone would be better off holding swords.

19 วันที่ผ่านมา
Kate
Kate

Oh god those squelching sound effects.

19 วันที่ผ่านมา
LastTourniquet
LastTourniquet

I was certain it was going to end with everyone finally agreeing it was OK for him to hold his own turn, only for someone else to come around and say something like "Oh, you found my turd!"

19 วันที่ผ่านมา
paxdoesathing
paxdoesathing

the amount of raphs in this fucking comment section makes me want to gag myself with a broom

19 วันที่ผ่านมา
YoloMaster Sherr
YoloMaster Sherr

Lost it at the very end XD

20 วันที่ผ่านมา
curlygirl grace
curlygirl grace

When he stuck the turd in Raph’s mouth I almost vomited

21 วันที่ผ่านมา
shadowmane55
shadowmane55

lmao I keep coming back to this vid. so fucking good

22 วันที่ผ่านมา
Neta Ariely
Neta Ariely

P

22 วันที่ผ่านมา
only a comentary nothing special
only a comentary nothing special

Hes so amazing its actually ridiclious is he even Human 😂

22 วันที่ผ่านมา
Gaudium Felidae
Gaudium Felidae

Im holding a shit Indian girl "trow it on the street" Everyone else "trow it in the toilet" Indian girl " yeah toolet forgot about those for a moment there"

23 วันที่ผ่านมา
Ευγενιος Καρδασης
Ευγενιος Καρδασης

Politically correctness arguing in a nutshell

24 วันที่ผ่านมา
lydia pari
lydia pari

this was my horoscope today

24 วันที่ผ่านมา
Zohar Bowman
Zohar Bowman

I lost my appetite

25 วันที่ผ่านมา
Sandy Holmes
Sandy Holmes

3:16 that came out of nowhere..*blergh*

25 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jesse Hulley
Jesse Hulley

Ben Shapiro in a nutshell

25 วันที่ผ่านมา
Wait What?
Wait What?

Liberals

25 วันที่ผ่านมา
Trey Hoyt
Trey Hoyt

“ wait ... NOW I AM HOLDING TWO TURDS”

26 วันที่ผ่านมา
IzacTheBoss _
IzacTheBoss _

I can see that the writer of this sketch has been watching a little too much “Whitest Kids You Know” 😂😂 this is very similar to when Timmy is holding shit during the Meeting 😂 🤘🏼 they did not know that someone would find out

26 วันที่ผ่านมา
Chris Kringle
Chris Kringle

Look at all the tape on trapps computer

26 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jesse Beausoleil
Jesse Beausoleil

Couch cough.....the whitest kids you know did this already. It’s called office poop

26 วันที่ผ่านมา
Ironlord19
Ironlord19

Sometimes I comment late, like it, and then get people to start a flame war over me commenting about me commenting about how I liked my own late comment.

26 วันที่ผ่านมา
Antonio Garcia Martinez
Antonio Garcia Martinez

Smells like someone took a dump in here. That's strange.

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Antonio Garcia Martinez
Antonio Garcia Martinez

The best thing ever

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Thug Rose
Thug Rose

Stupid leftist propaganda. Having a controversial opinion is not the same as holding human shit. It’s because 1 is free speech and the other is an unhygienic bodily fluid that can be harmful to people when on the other hand having an opinion is not dangerous for anyone.

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Holosexual 4 life
Holosexual 4 life

imagine pitching this idea. "aight so one guy is holding a turd, but dont worry, its a metaphor for society"

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Rain 1998
Rain 1998

I think people should be allowed to hold turds , just don't force your turds on other people Live and let live ...it's that simple!

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Orion_Qc Constellation
Orion_Qc Constellation

Tbh I think it would be considered "toxic waste" meaning unless he got a permit...

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Roostar Head
Roostar Head

Is he a knew employee

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
BLizardLeLizard
BLizardLeLizard

Just like general public with airsoft. They are scared of opening their mind to what other people are thinking. People are biased, which is why they are scared of airsoft. Same with the Nazies. They were biased against Jews, which made them hate them. This is the same with every argument.

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Samy Sonata
Samy Sonata

This is what "change my mind" is. Stupid arguments but the guy thinka he is better cus he isnt yelling.

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Dorien Foroutani
Dorien Foroutani

kill him now

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Bogdan Vera
Bogdan Vera

Every time a conservative debates.

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
XO
XO

Take a shot every time someone says turd

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Pin-Wu Yu
Pin-Wu Yu

this... this sketch is a good one!

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
get gud
get gud

I love the amount of people in the comments, just as this comedy presented, going right into the let's philosophize about social interactions which will inevitably move towards ignoring the over what an horrific mediate threat for the sake of decorum which the person is trying to establish because they're desperate to deflect attention from being the horrific threat that they are or wish they could be. Or to simplify people love to let presentation such as logical reasoning blind them to a crime being committed. You don't let someone shoot you because they proposed a reasonable argument about the benefits in taking action against overpopulation, you don't let them label you a monster because you're the one screaming, in this case screaming help i'm about to be murdered but oh no you screamed at me just cause I've got a gun in your face this is censorship! So don't bother with people who argue about talking like civilized rational people whilst the well presented debtor advocates or is complicit with such crimes as kidnapping peoples kids and locking them cages, let accused rapists take control of the highest office in the judiciary or make excuses for other countries letting them murder your civilians because money. Further more don't start backing off when they further argue you mustn't try and stop them after you reacted to uncovering/discovering these atrocities cause not discussing it endlessly whilst crimes carry on are supposed to mean YOU'RE the terrible person? NEVER STOP CALLING OUT CRIMINALS FOR CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR including scat fetishists in public seriously this video should be censored as pornographic or at least be pixelated.

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
TheTechReactor
TheTechReactor

Rofl, this is exactly how republicans act.

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
saladass salad64notvegan
saladass salad64notvegan

at the end " I don't like your metaphors" fucking killed me😂😂😂

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
xCanYouFeelTheLovex
xCanYouFeelTheLovex

Katie’s a bit of a hypocrite here considering she shits her pants and shakes it in the boys’ faces.

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
The Open Rift
The Open Rift

When you troll the cleantards epic style

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cai641123
cai641123

Brennan got hot

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Mr. M
Mr. M

Lol this is what the tolerant left created

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Donna Chong
Donna Chong

Code Geass: Turd

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Slashbash
Slashbash

Everyone thinks that the "other side" is the one holding the turd, whereas their side is obviously right.

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chris hubbard
chris hubbard

Thats because the other side is WRONG! DUH!

19 วันที่ผ่านมา
gutspraygore
gutspraygore

This is exactly why I can never have a civil conversation about my belief the Earth is flat. Don't get me started on the "moon landing" malarky. Liberals hate me because they know I'm right.

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gutspraygore
gutspraygore

+Horny Fruit Flies They're generally less tolerant of turd holding. Like it's a crime or something.

27 วันที่ผ่านมา
Horny Fruit Flies
Horny Fruit Flies

What do liberals have to do with this...

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Tim
Tim

Cmon, subtle politics!!!

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Mark Benson
Mark Benson

This is a Whitest Kids You Know skit

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B1G B0Y
B1G B0Y

0:21 Oh damn,what have I been signed into the last few months. It’s 0:20 not 0:21

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Moinur Rahman
Moinur Rahman

What's that at 0:20 ??

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QuantumSigma QED
QuantumSigma QED

0:20 Illuminati

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Sylvia Lastname
Sylvia Lastname

Ben Shapiro holds turd epic style 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Razzman Khaliff
Razzman Khaliff

This is a good one!

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EPIC GAMER GUY
EPIC GAMER GUY

WKUK

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Jack TM
Jack TM

Funny until I realized how annoyingly preachy it is

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Dihanna Espinoza
Dihanna Espinoza

Im starting to think that the turd is fundamentalist theism

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get gud
get gud

the turd represents crimes. there's always a ralph who thinks the murder is justified because "polite reasoning".

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jess Emperor-king
Jess Emperor-king

I need to know what was used as the turd or else I won’t be able to sleep

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Marcus Hatfield
Marcus Hatfield

3:16 I was eating during this

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Aratas Man
Aratas Man

4:10 is ... is Brennan having a half chub?! From getting beat up?! He truly is a sick freak!

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The Fear
The Fear

I mean it's a funny sketch at face value but it just leaves me curious about what arguments they actually think are so obviously indefensible that they justify verbal (and I suppose physical though it seems like that was just an exaggeration) assault. Is Pro-Life a turd? Is voting Trump a turd? Is waiting until last to pay for a round then fucking off before it gets to your turn to buy a turd? So many questions...

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Mr. Perfect Cell
Mr. Perfect Cell

Trump makes it hard to defend most of what he says and does. Hard, not impossible. The latter is just a dick move, Lol. And the former has been an ongoing debate for years with no clear answer as of yet. I was mostly just joking.

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
The Fear
The Fear

+Mr. Perfect Cell Not gonna start anything, just left me confused about there views on different opinions. I don't see how these stances are indefensible.

28 วันที่ผ่านมา
Mr. Perfect Cell
Mr. Perfect Cell

I'll just say yes to all. See what that starts.

29 วันที่ผ่านมา
InsaneArtist66
InsaneArtist66

NOOOOO I WAS EATING CHOCOLte

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Marcell John Tamio
Marcell John Tamio

is it just me or brennan is getting hotter with every new video

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BleachMan
BleachMan

The real sad thing here is this is how feminists would act.

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Adrianna Simons
Adrianna Simons

Just a blunt “that’s a turd” omg I love this vid I can’t stop laughing

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