It's My Right to Hold This Turd

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    CAST
    Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Mike Trapp
    Raphael Chestang
    Grant O'Brien
    Rekha Shankar
    Katie Marovitch
    CREW
    Director - Greg Stees
    Writer - Brennan Lee Mulligan
    Producer - Francesca McLafferty
    Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
    Director of Photography - Skyler Rousselet
    Production Designer - Chloe Badner
    HMU - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Anthony Kozlowski
    Editor - Mike McAlister

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Doge Boge
Doge Boge

I love brennan the most

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The1980Philip
The1980Philip

Excellent representation of the Unrestrained Free Speech fetishists

23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา
24frece
24frece

Still wondering what they used to make that fake turd...

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DahVoozel
DahVoozel

So much for the tolerant Jacobins.

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ArtisticPixie
ArtisticPixie

Raphael is the perfect representation of a centrist “Doesn’t it make us JUST as bad as him?” NO NO IT DOESN’T TF IS WRONG WITH YOU COMPROMISING ON THINGS THAT SHOULDNT BE COMPROMISED

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Sav3TheWorld
Sav3TheWorld

Everyone who says "this is how Republicans talk" or any other group talks is holding a turd. This is how "People who are wrong and lying talk." Turd holders have always existed, and belong to every race, ideology, and possible group of people, but that doesn't matter. Anyone can be a turd holder, and people who are ones can clearly be seen because they are holding a goddamn turd. Those are the only two sides that matter, Humanity and turd holders, and as all of human history proves, we Have to fight and kill turd holders in order to stop them from shitting on us and our society. Both literally, metaphorically, and every other way they can.

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The CrackerJack Shack
The CrackerJack Shack

This would be funny if not for the obvious political tilt. People on both sides argue like that, not because of their views, because they're stupid. This video also kind of parodies itself by being a massive oversimplification of much more involved issues that people will try to use when arguing those issues.

2 วันที่ผ่านมา
hello
hello

Makes me think of the white supremacist flooding Charlottesville, and than trump saying both sides were to blame. Will, one group was chanting Jews will not replace us and the other group was composed of mostly Charlottesville residents. I guess Trump can't alienate his most vocal supporters

2 วันที่ผ่านมา
William Powalski
William Powalski

In his defense he was right until he smeared faces on his coworkers. That's assault. Need permission to touch someone else even with an object.

2 วันที่ผ่านมา
English_w/o_GMO
English_w/o_GMO

That's how freedom of speech becomes something evil

2 วันที่ผ่านมา
Grey Crimson
Grey Crimson

The thing is, i completely agree with Brennan on this, even if it's an odd topic like turds, it's still an example and the only way to truly say that a person is open minded is if they agree with Brennan on this and all topics like this, the only thing he did wrong is kinda pushing his turd in and on their faces, even if they were hypocrites, they still have the right to say no, even if it proves them to be hypocrites

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Alejandro
Alejandro

This is why we solve shit with punches

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Mike Leslie
Mike Leslie

The only way to actually combat arguements like this is to play their game. Freaking out is what they want you to do. Keep your cool and give them a rational arguement for why it’s unhygienic and disgusting to hold a turd in public.

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Nunya Buisness
Nunya Buisness

I thought this meant holding in a turd

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Joseph Dunphy
Joseph Dunphy

If he vanishes completely, will the turd he's holding vanish, too?

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Inquisitive Cameron
Inquisitive Cameron

0:20 for the Illuminati symbol? Gotta be one of the quickest searches for the hidden symbol.

3 วันที่ผ่านมา
Black_Leg_Sanji
Black_Leg_Sanji

"DONT *squish* NEED *squish* TO *squish* BE *squish* AN *squish* OPEN *squish* MINDED *squish* PERSON!"

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
murlinminer or Merlijn Steenweg
murlinminer or Merlijn Steenweg

What, da, sack did I just watch

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
Eragon7
Eragon7

funny, but the message was bad. Please dont anyone take this as a reasonable way to argue. There are much better ways to dissect a poor argument than this.

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
piecesofme
piecesofme

How many Trumpsters will miss the fact that this is about them?

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
Kaleb Bruwer
Kaleb Bruwer

You can shut him up by asking him what he thinks of the National Socialist Worker's Party. If he admits he doesn't know what you're talking about, tell him about the book that the leader wrote about his struggle against the system, while in prison. That would be Adolf Hitler if you didn't realize. And I know it's technically the National Socialist *German* Worker's Party.

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
Narrowpath247
Narrowpath247

Do the skit in san francisco it wont be an issue because no one there gives a fxvk about anything.

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
Urchinow de la Résistance
Urchinow de la Résistance

This is the best CH political content I've seen, thank you for deoncstructing far right bullshit with comedy (pardon my pun). All you needed was for anybody but Brennan to mention Karl Popper's Paradox of Tolerance...

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
yami pastel
yami pastel

Drop out doesn't exist?

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
yami pastel
yami pastel

There was a random quick pop up on the screen like an Easter egg ii dunno

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
Mitchell Martinez
Mitchell Martinez

it should just click on the link

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
SquishyDevilUwU *
SquishyDevilUwU *

0 5h1t

4 วันที่ผ่านมา
EclipsedArchon
EclipsedArchon

"something they said in the video"

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
j_ west721
j_ west721

Thumbnail looks like a liberty hound video.

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
LAQU
LAQU

social norms and rights conflict each other, rights comes first but likings from other is also important, that's wh6y you follow norms

5 วันที่ผ่านมา
jamironited4
jamironited4

You could just walk away from the person holding the turd..... but the thing to do is.... kill them?

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
alZiiHardstylez
alZiiHardstylez

If you argue anything correctly, you're never wrong.

6 วันที่ผ่านมา
B1A4LUV
B1A4LUV

We all have a “Brennan” in our lives

7 วันที่ผ่านมา
Brian J. Wnek
Brian J. Wnek

Slapping the shit on himself. . . i was done with this video.

7 วันที่ผ่านมา
Send nudes
Send nudes

BHHA he’s full of shit!

7 วันที่ผ่านมา
The Game Scorpion
The Game Scorpion

At .20 secs pause the vid.. There is a weird hidden code thing

8 วันที่ผ่านมา
loctite417
loctite417

Ben Shapiro Destroys Punny Libertards with pure logic and reasoning.

8 วันที่ผ่านมา
epundo3
epundo3

It's like what ContraPoints basically said, "we need to be ice cold motherfuckers, not reactionaries who drive away our would-be allies"

8 วันที่ผ่านมา
Craftmaster 18
Craftmaster 18

Hey guys... how tall is Grant?

9 วันที่ผ่านมา
Krystal Daneilson
Krystal Daneilson

0:20 ILLUMINATI!

9 วันที่ผ่านมา
The Game Scorpion
The Game Scorpion

I wad freaked out by it

8 วันที่ผ่านมา
The Game Scorpion
The Game Scorpion

Ya what is that??

8 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jordan Fire Star
Jordan Fire Star

This is how LGBTQ debate

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jordan Fire Star
Jordan Fire Star

CollegeHumor, how you have fallen

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Wicked Amoeba
Wicked Amoeba

This fucking guy...I love it! 😂

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
fallchild1377
fallchild1377

Any one else remember the skit by the whitest kids you know.... the office meeting where the guy poops in his hand but his boss wont let him leave till the meeting was finished.. either a ripoff or a nod to that skit

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
आदित्य रावत
आदित्य रावत

This is how the BTQ+ began

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Sander Mez
Sander Mez

its pretty sad that left wingers actually think this way...

10 วันที่ผ่านมา
Michael Pasquali
Michael Pasquali

You likening someone’s idea to a turd is juvenile. I don’t even think that flat earther’s deserve this kind of treatment. It like if I made a joke about anti-vaccination parents being put to die because there retarded.

11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Bill Clinton
Bill Clinton

He’s such a good actor omg

11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Nothing else to do
Nothing else to do

What's this? Great ice breaker

11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Christian McNally
Christian McNally

Is the turd guy supposed to be the left and the turd is their opinions, or are the co-workers the left and they're.... And they act just like the left never mind... They're both the left?

11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Mauricette Elizabeth
Mauricette Elizabeth

You can tell this video is making fun of Steven Crowder’s Change My Mind segment. I’m torn because I love CollegeHumors skits and videos, but I also love the Change My Mind series. I can see the liberal views come through some videos on College Humor, and I respect them, but this video gives me mixed feelings. Something so enjoy making fun of something else I enjoy.

11 วันที่ผ่านมา
Mauricette Elizabeth
Mauricette Elizabeth

Also if you get really into the metaphor, this video calls conservative views turds and essentially wrong to have.

11 วันที่ผ่านมา
AimlessWanderer
AimlessWanderer

This is the stuff that makes CollegeHumor great.

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jonny leeG
Jonny leeG

Brilliant. Everything is fucked lol.

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
kawiigamers
kawiigamers

They do know that it’s illegal to do this right?

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
Andrew Vasquez
Andrew Vasquez

Krazy good analogy

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
QBG
QBG

This is a ripoff of an old WKUK sketch

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
Joseph Ayer
Joseph Ayer

So funny and so gross lol

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
Arys Handono
Arys Handono

They're so awesome when they all say at the same time and Brennan is so cool. He's like the more extreme, male version of Katie

12 วันที่ผ่านมา
Rejor111
Rejor111

Oh god he put it IN HIS MOUTH

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Fede Devi
Fede Devi

This is a funny joke but also a deeply flawed rhetoric. We pretty much all agree that someone shouldn't do this? Why? Because there are plenty of rational good reason not to and we all agree with them and we can easily explain them. This is why you see no (or very few ?) people carrying shit around with their hands. The problem is finding an agreement on complex topics. I am right because I said so, is not an argument. I'm not American and I don't follow american politics so I don't quite understand the political references. I don't understand if the aim of the video was to smear 'the extreme right' for holding 'shitty' opinions. Or smear 'the extreme left' for being a bunch of whiners which does not accept opposing views and can't explain their ideologies. Or both?

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Matthijs de Rijk
Matthijs de Rijk

Ha i get the joke: he said 'so much for the tolerant left,' while he himself is acting like a leftist snowflake.

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
ImNotBatman
ImNotBatman

Ah, retarded liberal logic. So glad I unsubscribed..... damn clickbait.

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
conan deer
conan deer

I don't get it is it a smash on the left or right if its neither why not just make it without either side

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Nick Steph
Nick Steph

Metaphor for?

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Professor Flick Mcslippers
Professor Flick Mcslippers

Fuckin great lols.

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Grim Mirg
Grim Mirg

i wonder how many beta cucks did it take to create this

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Trevan Cahmoulee
Trevan Cahmoulee

I'm a conservative but this was pretty funny, well done

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
sheltomlee
sheltomlee

So much for the tolerant left!! *LOL*

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
weofparadigm
weofparadigm

Libertarians in one video

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Corranhorn122
Corranhorn122

Thats the funniest shit Ive seen in a long time!

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Spell This
Spell This

it was funny until it became assult and attempted poisoning.

13 วันที่ผ่านมา
Who Am I?
Who Am I?

is this possibly maybe subtle social commentary using humor?

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Zahra Violetta
Zahra Violetta

why do i laugh so much when mike says "that's a turd."

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
TimeIzMonies
TimeIzMonies

At least they admit they don’t have any actual arguments now

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Belall Rossaye
Belall Rossaye

😆😂 dude this made me laugh so hard

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Surgé Land
Surgé Land

Brennan is reminding me of Sargon of Akkad.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Vincent Zeng
Vincent Zeng

The sound effects they added for the turd

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
First Last
First Last

The turd holder is the director lf CNN

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
gringozolano2001
gringozolano2001

Probably the best skit in a long time...

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Scowlyface
Scowlyface

Can’t sleep, Brennan will turd me.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
sule kuta
sule kuta

Didn't really find Brennan funny at first. .NOW i think he is a GOD. This is gold!

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Lucius Cornelius Scipio
Lucius Cornelius Scipio

holy wow the symbolism

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
braden7180
braden7180

I’m not sure if this sketch agrees with my ideology or disagrees with it.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
braden7180
braden7180

Oh. Wait. “So much for the tolerant left.” There it is.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Bunni3ars
Bunni3ars

*No turds where hurt in the production of this sketch*

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Top Kek 123 01000111 01101111 01100100
Top Kek 123 01000111 01101111 01100100

God I hate college kids

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jefferflakes
Jefferflakes

oh nice you did the wkuk sketch. original.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Katherine Sparrow
Katherine Sparrow

so gross, but pretty funny

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
jojojorisjhjosef
jojojorisjhjosef

so its either arguing or killing, typical nazis, no inbetween.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Jaime Nyx
Jaime Nyx

Brilliant sketch, but that's the closest I've come to vomiting from an Internet video in a long time. >.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
D. W.
D. W.

Turds are not guns.... I get it, guns are "crazy" and who in their right mind would want one? But trying to draw a parallel between guns and turds is stupid.

14 วันที่ผ่านมา
Janimayneful
Janimayneful

This is some funny shit!

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Ryan Kenny
Ryan Kenny

Please dont tell me that you all have never seen this exact sketch on The Whitest Kids U Know

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Mark Heath
Mark Heath

I'm right leaning. I'm offended by this. I also think it's hilarious and I enjoyed watching it. My only wish is that the right gets a fair shake on this channel, which there has been one or two right leaning skits and I enjoyed them quite a bit

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Sonar Blazer
Sonar Blazer

He deserved death. So did the Nazis.

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
SammyHerre
SammyHerre

* Vietnam flash back *

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Dustin
Dustin

I know this is a joke and all but do you really think that's how we should treat political decent?

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
fdsafdsafdsafdsafdasfdasfdsafdsa
fdsafdsafdsafdsafdasfdasfdsafdsa

I love how apparent "leftist" commenters below only see this as a poke at conservatives. They are blind and/or refuse to understand their own ideas that are about as appealing as holding turds.

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Abdul Ghani
Abdul Ghani

trap finally has a rival being rational person

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
Boredtolife
Boredtolife

wkuk did it better

15 วันที่ผ่านมา
skellva
skellva

Reminds me of the wkuk poop meeting skit. Think I'll go watch that.

16 วันที่ผ่านมา
Farbod
Farbod

College humor at its best. Both meaningful and funny. Love it ❤️

16 วันที่ผ่านมา
K Alnory
K Alnory

OMG Trump/Kellyanne/Sara Huckabee syndrome

16 วันที่ผ่านมา

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