Socialism in a nutshell: If you make more money than me, you must give it to me.

MY NAME IS FINN MY NAME IS FUUUCCING FINN!!!

Oh okay

Why is college humor roasting half the people I date

Ehh rekha's skits aren't too great

If anarchist and socialists are so similar (according to the comments here) then why didn't the greens and the reds team up during the Russian civil war? Everyone is crying foul about them doing research about the commonalities between the two, but if any of you actually knew what you were talking about, you would know that the largest real life interactions between people actively representing these ethos, resulted in the communist suppressing and destroying the anarchist. Sorry if I come off as a dick. For further reading, look up the green armies during the Russian revolution.

I should mention that the Black army of Russia was the official anarchist army in name, but in practice, the green army supported no form of centralized government, engaging in military action against both the white army (loyalist to the imperial Czar of Russia) and the Red Army (the army of the Bolsheviks and Mensheviks). I feel that since the green army enjoyed greater support of the people and was much larger, it is the better example to use in the context of historical conflict between communist and anarchist.

A lot of this is stupid

she cut her hair just for this one video

Reca looks like a 16 year old Indian boi

She didn't even shave

You actually don’t need shampoo…

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PLOT TWIST they didnt have to make the video funny because they knew you all would be the entertainment

Actually lice don’t like to live in dirty hair.

I’m a socialist and I’m lazy. But I just think the school system is wrong, and the class system is wrong.

I hate capitalism, too, but it's not someone else's ideology. I just hate things that inconvenience me for personal reasons.

Omg it’s like everything I hate about people in San Francisco but in one sketch

Why am I literally the Anarchist girl in this video?

Rawr xD

This is like half the characters in Rent.

Classical piece is moonlight sonata I didn't search it I knew it already 😂

I bet some of the comments here are gonna be "OH MY GOD SHES A BOY SO THATS SEXIST!!!"

That evil Morty theme tho

god blessssss

Reika is a communist.

Genuinely surprised to see this on CH.

I've never done this before but I cringed so hard I have to add an UM, ACTUALLY.. Anarchism as a political and social movement developed out of the broader early socialist movement, and is a subset of it. See: Anarcho-syndicalism, Anarcho-Communism, Kropotkin, Goldman, CNT-FAI, Makhno, the EZLN, Bookchin, and our very own homegrown IWW, Ursula LeGuin, etc.. The confusion especially among Americans, whether they are for or against 'Socialism', is they are generally only familiar with so called 'state-socialism' that was the brand of both the Soviet regime and is the self identification of 'democratic socialists' today who identify with the more liberal 'social democracy' or welfare capitalism. Neither of which actually fit the definition of socialism. Even the Soviets admitted they never even achieved a cursory Socialist system and were stuck in a 'state capitalist' system which was supposed to be a stepping stone towards actual Socialism and eventually stateless communism. NEEDLESS to say, Anarchist Socialists/Communists didn't support their means to the same ends.(See Goldman's quote about how means always become ends).. But TLDR, Anarchism is and always has been a type of Socialism. Many, including myself, would say that the terms are properly synonymous... I love this sketch and see those types of people all the time, but I wish they had done even a basic Google search.

the book in her pocket bothered me so much you don’t understand

Anarchism and Socialism are not that different...

workers of the world unite...after my nap

How do i know the secret site for collgehumpr

is this kyle from ladybird

Whoever made this is tied down by society

Why do they have Reika playing a guy when they have actual guys at college humor? Was that deliberate or incidental?

I don't engage with the whole socio-economical facade that Big Medical creates to get us to 'breathe.' I just don't want to be like everyone else, I guess I'm just a higher level of intellectual progress, cuz I've just sort of transcended the need to do anything.

That tobacco should have come with enough papers to use every last scrap unless you smoke like a wuss.

There are always a fucking smoking add before these.

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The lawyer lady is way too angry for someone on a first date.

Is this Julian Casablancas?

I almost always just pay for my own food I don't split, and sometimes one of us will get the full bill. It's not just the dood all the time.

This video is so idiotic it implies Anarcho-Communism is the only form of Anarchism.

Why is that girl playing a guy? Why cant there be a two girls on a date? Because they think it would be confusing to the viewers or something? Are they just sexist? Do they think only men can be these unresponsible idiots? Are they trying to steal men's roles? What possible explanation is there for this mess of a video from normally very liberal channel? I dont understand...

college humor has an entire playlist of pride videos about being gay lol

Amf It’s sad that you’re upset over this, it is obviously for comedic purposes. They literally have a lesbian and a bisexual male in their staff, so they’re not against anyone. It’s really unnecessary for you to be this upset, also why does the gender of the two people matter in the first place??

Looking down in the comments make my brain hurts...

I've yet to discover how a socialist system is going to make me be socialist. If I wish to save the product of my labor and engage in private economic exchanges in order to accumulate extra wealth and property, how exactly are you going to stop me? You're going to need some sort of organization, whether formal or informal, in order to try and compel obedience from me. And at that point you no longer have anarchism, you've just changed the name of the State and tried to pretend that meant it was gone. This is why all pure Socialist nations have fallen to totalitarian regimes. Turns out being a capitalist is pretty profitable and I like accumulating wealth. The only way to stop me form doing so is to kill me. And so that is what Socialists do -hence the forced famines, mass purges, and gulags/slave labor camps prevalent in every Socialist society. So she was right. Socialism and anarchism really ar eon opposite ends of the spectrum.

"You're just some lazy boy pretending to be intellectual." Yep. That describes just about every Socialist ever. Just switch genders as needed.

Edgar Marx: Daddy, we're hungry. Can you get us some food? Karl Marx: Go away, I'm sitting in my armchair and thinking of a better society where food magically appears in front of you so you don't need to pay for it.

anyone else cringing at the treatment of that book?

And here I thought it was going to be about shitty edgelords whose idea of humor consists solely of saying racist shit, making Holocaust jokes, and making fun of disabled people. I mean it’s not like YouTube isn’t full of these people. But I guess I was asking too much.

Oh look a comedy assassin.

Dave Lister... i don´t need say anything else

Meh

Am I the only one who thought she was doing the College Humour sigh with her hands

Was so weird when the Beethoven sonata suddenly wasn't one.

That is kinda Edgy, though... But, not Edgy enough... And trying to be Edgy, and Mother Earth will make your life Edgy (AKA went to shit). Because that is what Edge-lords wanted, isn't it?

Politics is so bleche so I don't engage LOL that is so me politics is boring

This is literally I feel attacked (well I don't have lice)

it's like watching modern day male feminists

Bit like sizma. What's that? Sizma means of production!

"socialism and anarchism are totally different" that ain't it chief

As a person who knows nothing about politics these comments are so confusing and I can't tell if anyone like a the video or not

THROW IT ON THE GROUND

Loved it!

Why is Rega a boy??

This was very good.

"shampoo never happened?"😂

Your average Antifa member, ladies and gentleman. Except he would've called her a Nazi, tried to punch her, then get his ass kicked because it wasn't a sneak attack.

Edgy refers to 4chan, subterranean parts of Reddit, etc where one uping offensive and crass memes, jokes etc is the goal. That being said it's true that there are posuers on the left who are lazy and posturing.

Edgy would be someone very dark in comedy or like reaper from overwatch. That is edgy

You can tell College Humor is run by Clinton type moderate Democrats (a cancer of American democracy). That's why they feel the need to lampoon people who are to the left to them. By the way, historically, anarchists have been socialists, too.

My mom when I haven't left my room in a month.

There are many types of Edge in the world. This is Anarchist edge, which is a form of Edge combined with Laze, but the edge most people know of is Depressed Edge which is most commonly seen in Emos. Can we get David Attenborough on this subject?

YOU ARE NOT THE EDGE LORD

That girl is ugly

What I thought that was supposed to be a girl

I didn't realise it was a date

Why did you dress up as a bloke for this short ?

she seems like antifa

Actually, anarchism can be socialist (anarcho mutualism, anarcho communism)

Anarchism and socialism aren't very different.

I don't like clickbaiting, it's more anarchist that way

Why

Did they re upload this and change it?

"Boy". Nope.

Awww, are the widdle anarchist babies offended? Society exists for a reason, deal with it. Anarchy doesn't work, and anarcho-capitalism ESPECIALLY doesn't work, end of story.

So many triggered people in the comments it's amazing

Oh wow, a triggered joke, it’s not like I haven’t heard that 100000 times before. You are the perfect example of being lazy as opposed to edgy.

Because the video is wrong, like factually wrong not just it misrepresents us the wrong way, it just straight up lies at some points. You telling me that if someone completely lied about what you believe in, you wouldn't want to correct them?

KuroAcedia Soooo right

Sounds like Stevie Ray Vaughan in the background

This speaks to me on a spiritual level

Keep in mind... The nazis were socialists not fascists

Literally zero research went into making this video lol. It only takes one google search to figure out that the most prominent form of anarchism is anarcho-communism, because, what do you know? Not only are anarchism and socialism compatible, for many anarchists, they're inextricably tied to one another. That said, the type person depicted in this video actually does exist, but they're mainly just younger teenagers who lack a grasp on basic political philosophy (kinda like writers of this video). They're a minority, and conflating the two is not just ignorant — it's actually dangerous, when you take into account the current state of the political sphere.

that's all great except the world demands those taxes u complain are just are justifiable just for your parents to conceive u cost taxes a human life with a daily minimum just to make the day u owe money to some entitled tart to whom you have no obligations to taxes are a more midocre form of slavery anything see need or want in the world goverment some how getting money out of it likley life levis or more politicaly correct put taxes anothers wards martyrs now get away with robbery because they have diplomatic immunity nationalism is no better then communism. if u wanna see me make effort to help this greed ridden tart filled world show me that this world that doesnt deserve a fleas worth of effort from me show me why with somthing other than death threats balckmail or down right espionage y i should give a flip what anyone one thinks. almost all the diplomatic stances are near worthless beacause most all diplomatic aproaches are mostly statements that are slightly redudant usually because looking form one point they fix 1 or 2 issues but add 10 others in a world already rife with issues that it doesnt need more of. i say this as it needs to be said and i really dont care for the goverment or the way it is run nor the genral media stance on the idea of politicaly correct ideals emphisis on "Ideals" with a salty dusting of nationalism/espionage to point being the world is driven by greed that is litle less robbing poeple of the basic right to life with or without a constitionmany of wich fightand or fought to protect both u and there family alike so u would not have the obligtaions to a self entitled lord/duchess or emporer/emporeress or king/queen yet when u think on it im sure u cat find much differnce from those titles to the roles in most world leader today and thier actions and so rarely matching they hollow speeches does them little credit

"I don't pay I hate capitalism" this made me laugh so hard. Like everything else the person said was pretty nonsense but this one was so backwards it made me angry.

So, um, a cringey neoliberal strawman was the best thing you guys thought of for a video

Aziz Ansari?

this character resembles karl marx so much...

...well...fuck...I feel attacked

Who this video is made by: baby boomers Made about: "rebellious" Gen Xers Targeted to: melenials Watched by:super confused gen z kids

..........so i'm gonna be that guy and say that Anarchism is stateless socialism......so he's not technically wrong.

Is that a girl or a boy?

The lawyer girl in this wasn't good. :/

You know it's bad when you find the chick on the left more annoying than the anarchist

Sounds like reaper

All the pot smoking assholes defending "anarchist socialism" as if they know anything about either are the reason economics majors drink.